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Guess Whoing

1. A way of describing a man or woman only using characters from the Hasbro Game Guess Who? e.g. Bill's lip, Claire's hat, Tom's glasses, Anita's complextion

2. A line of questioning about someone's appearance without any inhibitions of offending. e.g. Does he have a big nose? Does she have tiny lips?

1. I just finished guess whoing you to your blind date so they have a better idea who to look for.

2. I don't know if this blind date is a good idea because he is guess whoing about all your physical features and doesn't care what I have to say about your personality.

by aarooski March 11, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


who u

Listen up, simplicity is perfect.

This is without a doubt the perfect comeback when challenged, insulted or demeaned whether it be verbally or electronically.

The best way to effectively say this insult / diss is dependent on each individual scenario.

For example: Susan your best friend calls you a bitch out of nowhere for sleeping with her boyfriend, Brad. Your reply is a calm who u. She will then most likely and stupidly reply "who me" this is where you make that bitch Susan feel like an absolute moron and you then finish her off with "YA U".

Another example: In a heated verbal debate via text or in person, insults are being thrown and the only way to successfully achieve a successful and enjoyable victory is through aggressively asserting a "who u" thus ending the argument.

A more joyful example: You are intoxicated in your friends minivan coming back from the bar in downtown Royal Oak passing through the privileged city of Berkeley and Birmingham. You then see someone minding their own business walking with their dog. Being intoxicated you yell "WHO U" at the top of your lungs. Not only does this completely confuse the individual for weeks and startle the individual momentarily, but it also provides you and your friend group with the best laugh of your life. This scenario is highly recommended.

TIP: Mix and match different voices, pitches, vocal ranges and lung expenditures to find your perfect "who u" for any given scenario.

who u
ya u
whom, thou
who me

by itchygooch69 June 11, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who's on first?

Just about the greatest comedy routine ever, by comedians Abbot and Costello, with Abott telling Costello the names of the players.

In this context, the first baseman is named "Who"; thus, the utterance "Who's on first" is ambiguous between the question ("which person is the first baseman?") and the answer ("Who is the name of the first baseman.").

"Costello: Whats the guy's name on first base?
Abott:What is the guy's name on second base
Costello: Im not asking you Who's on second!
Abott: Who's on first!
Costello: I dont know!
Abott: He's on third, we are not talking about him."

"That Who's on first? Routine always makes me lol"

by AJ Molina October 20, 2008

41๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who is she?

A phrase referencing someone, or something impressive or confusing. Often taken in a humorous sense. Can be sarcastic and is used to bring attention to something/someone iconic. Often used in memes.

When seeing something funny like a dog wearing sunglasses: "Who is she?"

by lavender07 April 15, 2018

69๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whoโ€™s Joe?

โ€˜Whoโ€™s Joeโ€™ is a prohibited question only one can answer..

JOE. MAMA.

Me: โ€œI kissed Joe yesterday.โ€
You: โ€œWhoโ€™s Joe?โ€
Me: .. JOE MAMA.

by Yรผrรฏdรถptรซd December 29, 2020

55๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Who's the daddy?

โ€œWho's the daddy?โ€

Still frequently used British slang, possibly becoming a bit dated now. Means who or what is the best by a long shot? Often used almost rhetorically to assert an extreme dominance.

Taken from the film โ€œScumโ€ - 1979. In the film Carlin a young convict, played by Ray Winstone, victoriously beats up all opposition in the borstal he is incarcerated in and then shouts aggressively, almost screaming, โ€œWho's the daddy? I am the fucking daddy now!โ€ when he finally becomes top dog.

The question โ€œWhoโ€™s the daddy?โ€ in the UK, can be used to define the best of anything, the coolest or most influential, particularly if it wipes the floor of all opposition. Whether an inanimate object or person is being talked about.

โ€œWhoโ€™s the daddy?โ€ has nothing to do with paternity or age, as Carlin was no older than his fellow inmates.

Question - Who's the daddy in the English premier league?
Answer - Who's the daddy? Manchester United!

by Sarcastic Ray October 28, 2007

52๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whoโ€™s joe

You fucked up now

Man:โ€ hey whoโ€™s joeโ€
Man 2:โ€ idk who is joeโ€
Man:โ€JOE MAMAโ€

by Urmum69oo October 21, 2019

96๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž