Ryderooni chicken balloni. Our lord and savorer, Ryder is perfect in everyway. Handsome, masculine, and amazing. He is the god of the new world. MOVE OVER KIRA
Me: You praise Ryder Joseph, correct?
HEATHEN:No, watch u talkin bout?
Me:SMITES THY
HEATHEN: *screeches in autistic pain*
This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.
Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!
Ryder is known for his competitive gaming skills in games such as Minecraft, Siege and fortnite. He enjoys listening to music artists such as Alex G, Niko B and Odetari.
Ryder also enjoys going to the gym and playing football in his spare time, he is a legend at what he does. Ryder is a well rated man and does not associate with those who are not on his level of ratedness.
Friend: “Are you popular at school?”
Me: “I mean… you could say i am rated like Ryder Stonehouse.”
Similar to BLM(black lengthy man) Ryder is a WLM(white lengthy man)
Ryder can be used to describe a horse "wow I really want to ride a Ryder right now"
Our u can use it as a warning WARNING RYDER WLM
Our Ryder briggs makes me squirt
The act of jumping from a 25-meter high diving board and onto the erect penis of another man, this action can be performed analy or vaginally. Bonus points if you injure yourself in the process
Brooooo, my girlfriend nearly broke her ankle when we did a dirty Ryder last night.
Ryder is a hot male who is the most loyal. He will never let his girlfriend down. He strives to be the best big d*cked man he can be. He is the man you want to date.
A person will great penile length and loyal properties who also loves God will be called a Ryder Webb.
Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin