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The most unappreciated section of any marching or concert band. Consisting of the tubas, baritone/euphoniums, trombones, and the baritone saxophones, the low winds are usually responsible for the sweet bass line, and, if the director choosing the music is benevolent enough, the melody. They are usually overshadowed by the higher winds, most notably the trumpets, who often have little respect for the low winds even though the low winds's instruments are usually twice as heavy as theirs and take twice the air. They are often mocked for having easier parts, although it is usually compensated by the heaviness of the instrument. The low winds are usually lazier than the other sections, as their parts are very easy and little practice is needed. Females in the low winds section are uncommon, but they are often much tougher than the flutes or clarinets and are far mellower than their more feminine counterparts, and are envied for being one of the few females in a predominantly male section. That being said, attractive male members of low winds sections are usually difficult to come by, as they tend to be either heavy or unusually sweaty.
The low winds's sheet music for the show was mainly comprised of whole notes and half notes, so they were able to end the sectional early.
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As you are in the heat of sex, the man or woman sticks their head down into their partners anus. Upon reaching the anus, the one who is not face full of ass will then let out a fart into the others mouth. After the fart has been pushed out, the person will hold the fart in their mouth as they slowly go to kiss the opposite sex. She or he will then release the fart and blow it all over the face of their partner. This completes the wind tunnel.
Ms. Jansen really wanted to get freaky so I decided to give her a wind tunnel. She LOVED it.
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The act of erecting ones penis due to extreme wind activity.
i.e. Skydiving, motorcycle riding, and even a really windy day can all lead to the erection of a wind boner.
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A pretty good game in the Zelda series, kept from being great by the fact that near the end you have to spend hours looking for thousands of rupees you need to buy stuff from that stupid Tingle.
The most common reason this game is hated, though, is that nintendo took a big risk with the graphics in this game, making them cell shaded.
Person 1-"Hey, I just got Wind Waker the other day."
Person 2-"OMG FAGGOT T3H GRAPHICS SUXXORS"
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wind-ed wal-rus
(noun, plural -ruses) (win-did wawl-ruh s)
1. someone who wears green and plays teams sports such as flag football, paintball, drinking, and sometimes even ice skating
"Bob: I Can't Stop thinking that Bitch is Crazy.
Bill: Why?
Bob: He's wearing a Pickle green shirt running around yelling "Go Go Go" and "Whoop Whoop."
Bill: What's wrong with that? You got Beef with him?
Bob: It's as if he thinks he's one of the real Winded Walruses.
Bill: Maybe he thinks he's a Seal.
Bob: Or Half n Half. I don't know, he's such a poser; it's Doo Doo Baby."
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When you have to poop, but you hold it and only fart. The wind goes over the poop.
That fart really stinks, please go to the bathroom, I dont need any more Wind over's in this here!
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Kamikaze AKA farting because it's air.
I just had a divine wind
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