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On the bob and tom radio show whenever there is a story in the news about somebody being arrested Tom Griswold typically makes some comment about prison rape and rings the sodomy bell
There was a story in the news about a guy who was arrested for lewd behavior after he was caught trying to fuck a picnic table, Tom Griswold laughs and rings the sodomy bell.
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Earth's most effective laxative! It's crappy, low quality mexican food that will have you squirting out fire in less than hour! Often consumed by poor people, college students and fatties as lunch or dinner.
Jose: Yo wanna go to taco bell?
Joe: Sure! I haven't taken a shit in 4 days, maybe it will help!
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fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
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A condition of discomfort experienced after having too much Taco Bell. It is often accompanied by excessive gas as well.
"Dude, are we still on for disc golf?"
"No can do. I have Bell gut bad. I'm shitting through a screen"
a store that actually got kicked out of my town because the meat quality was so poor...
me: it sucks there no taco bell here
friend: you know they got kicked out because of thier meat right?
me: meh sitll worth it
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A man who's balls are hanging very low and banging into the sides of his thighs due to a combination of hot weather and roomy pants / boxers / shorts, making it difficult to move quickly and causing the balls to feel sore.
I need to get a jock strap if I want to shoot some hoops because right now I'm LIBERTY-BELLING and my junk is crazy sore.