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A property that likes to inhabit the kitchen and make double chicken sandwich and wants dick in their mouth. They are also physically inferior to males and likes to bitch a lot.
Damn my woman put tofu on my double chicken sandwich, guess ill have to buy a new one.
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An ancient, but still existing, being that no one is sure how it works. They are often known as sluts, skanks and you can figure out the rest. No one knows even to this day what they truly are. Some say that they are the opposite of a man.
Chris: So I was hitting of this one woman and-
Aidan: Wait, what's a woman?
Chris: I'm not sure.
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Proof that Britney Spears is capable of making a hot comeback
She's sexy again and her song Womanizer is great. Point proven
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Makes things complicated when it really doesn’t need to be.
Women: You see I can be simple, but I won’t do ha!
I hate these woman nowadays can’t make something simple
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A type of dishwasher that's been around since the dawn of time
Adam: Yo Tyrone you got a sink full of dishes
Tyrone: yea yea I know I'll just let the woman wash them
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A person who identifies as a female is a woman. However, if a child would identify as a female, they would be a girl.
Woman: I identify as a female, therefore, I am a woman.
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1. A female of the human species who has obtained seniority over girls.
2. A creature God created to torment man, as is evident in the biblical story of Adam and Eve. Eve chose to feast upon the forbidden fruit, and afterwards convinced Adam to do the same, casting them both out of paradise.
3. The ultimate manipulator, with an immense emotional arsenal.
4. By default, always the victim, regardless of circumstance.
Yes, that woman stabbed me in the kidney with a rusty ice pick for no reason, but she was suffering from PMS, so I was put in prison instead, and she was awarded several large trophies. I now am where I deserve to be.
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