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I can't breathe

True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.

"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.

by Monkey's Dad June 1, 2020

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I can't be ringed

I can't be ringed is a phrase used by small pockets of Scottish People. It originated from Kilsyth, a small town north north west of Glasgow. The term was spontaneously created by a Kilsythian and has become somewhat popular amongst his community. Although not all agree with the term, it is believed to have the potential to become nation-wide at least! 'I can't be ringed' is an alternative saying for, I cant be bothered, or I cant be arsed. The word was invented by the creator because of its more "Lazy" sounding psychological effect. it comes from the term ring-piece. Which is used to refer to ones sphincter

Marcus: Come on lets go into town today!

Me: .... I can't be ringed.

Marcus: Come on ya lazy shit.

Me: Do I have to repeat myself...?

by Jonsey-boy-live December 14, 2010

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rudie can't fail

1).Oft used line from legendary band The Clash used in "Safe European Home" and titular "Rudie can't Fail". A "Rudie" is an icon of its subculture with supposed powers invisible to the rest of society.
In FakeNews:- White skinned Ska rudeboys and rudegirls give their money to their darkest, dreadlocked, coolest, charismatic, usually drinking a beer, friend:- the Rudiest Rude - "Rudie". This "Rudie", they believe, has incredible ability to stumble upon contacts, commit crime like buying cannabis in UK, quickly, clandestinely, efficiently in any strange location, based on sub cultural prejudices. They just hand over their money, push them out in public, to do amoral work and believe, culturally, "Rudie Can't Fail!"

2)Strategy being used by Republicans and Donald Trump's Defence Team that Rudie Giuliani is their

"Rudie Can't Fail!"
"How you get a rude and a reckless?
Don't you be so crude and feckless
You been drinking brew for breakfast
Rudie can't fail" The Clash

"Rudie" so credible, even "normal" within the subculture, actually is quite visible to the general public as somewhat eccentric, entertaining, smooth talking, but certainly suspicious and activity worth reporting to the police.

US TOURIST "Ya know I gotta pal that can be dropped off outside any cantina in ELA - never been there before - we give him our money and in hour he's back, smiling, the best coke deal and we drive off. These total strangers look at his full body tattoos, knife scarred 400lbs and "big, beautiful eyes" and just trust him! Anywhere! It's really screwed up! - I wouldn't show my face in those neighbourhoods, Man!"
UK RUDEBOY " I gotta Ska mate like that - ironically - don't look like THAT though! - Any strange place, give him the dosh and that Rudie Can't Fail... Where's that mate of your's now?"

US TOURIST "Prison"
UK RUDEBOY "Yeah mine too..."Rudie to "Yardie"

by Gabbro February 15, 2019


Michael Can't Draw

Michael Can't Draw is an American YouTube narcissist, he often clowns on other YouTubers for clout. Hes a pokemon card freak and owns mario kart curtains.

If you encounter a Michael Can't Draw, make sure to tell your family you love then, since Michael will make sure you watch all his videos to the point where the only thing you'll see is his face.

"Hey loin boi, wheres christan Ted??"
"Oh...he got Michael-syndrome"
"Noooo!! AHHHH #FRICKMICHAELCANTDRAW"

(Michael Can't Draw definition)

by Tay Animations January 20, 2020


U Can't Touch This

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

by fc2078 January 4, 2021

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Can't fight Pacwoman

Unstoppable persuasion or force. You can't do it another way.

Friend: Why would you buy five candy bars?
Me: I only had a $10 and she only had a five. You can't fight Pacwoman, so.

by TheRenott March 27, 2013


I can't decide?

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)

I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.

by Literally Anyone February 20, 2017

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