My friend thinks simping is cool, what a loser lol.
Me: susan is gay
My friend: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP
The act of smearing chocolate on the upper lip of someone sleeping and crapping in a cup next to their bed.
Oh man, Rich was so drunk last night, his wife gave him a little Susan after he passed out and he freaked when he woke up.
An alcoholic drink very much like a Tom Collins, except with the added ingredient of goodies/rohypnol.
Last night, Bart O'Kavanuagh bought me a Susan Collins at the bar and then pushed me into his car to rape me.
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A code word used among the females for their period.
Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.
Amanda: *runs into the bathroom screaming*
Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."
-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-
Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"
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Betty Susan a word to describe a rude annoying or hateful person or thing. You can use this to confuse the person or when your frustrated.
E.g omg grace your being such a Betty Susan
E.g omg this maths problem is such a Betty Susan
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A term that is used for a girl you has a really nasty vagina, especially if it is green. The term was made popular from the porno movie that originated and shares the name "Dirty Susan" in this fantastic flick the female actress does in fact have a green vagina.
Man #1: "So how'd your date go?"
Man #2: ... (pale white face)
Man #1: "Whats wrong bro?"
Man #2: "You remember that nightmare I keep having?"
Man #1: "The one you keep having since you watched "Dirty Susan?"
Man #2: "Yes, I think that really was Dirty Susan, her puss i think had either moss or mold growing on it!"
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