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A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says
Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible
A rare sight of a girl who's fun to be around and who's also not a bitch
Charlie Reed is alright I guess
A pervy dude that rubs his beard on to you so you get tickled.
Mr Pruner was bill reed to bradys hair.
A meal with a recipe that is so unthinkable that it can only be the work of some backwards thinking troglodyte.
Mikey: "Here! Have a Chernobyl Sandwich!"
Finn: "What is a Chernobyl Sandwich?"
Mikey: "About half a jar of Nutella and half a jar of Peanut Butter slapped between two slices of bread."
Finn: "That is some fucking Reed Cuisine right there!"
When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.
My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.
The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!
Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO