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When you give someone a blowjob while they are still sweaty from working a full day of manual labor.
My husband came home from work and he looked so good I gave him a dirty reed right then and there.
A nostril reed is a bugger lodged in your nose that makes a tone every time you breathe in or out of your nose. The word alludes to the saxophone or clarinet reed which, when blown through, makes a beautiful tone. The nostril reed is not often a source of pride, however.
I didn't get any sleep last night because Tim's nostril reed was honking all night long!
Someone who is always right, never wrong, never dispute something he says
Chris Reed, that bloke knows fucking everything, it's incredible
A way of reading a book about a wise man while jerking off with sock you found under your dad's bed. After ejaculation, you put the sock on and can't take it off until you finish reading the book
I was pulling a reed wiesman with my dads sock and i didnt finish the book for 2 days. That cum sock stayed on my foot until I finished the book.
A rare sight of a girl who's fun to be around and who's also not a bitch
Charlie Reed is alright I guess
The perfect person to marry, dreamboat, hunk, quiet yet wont shut up, he is very loyal, commited, and caring, and will love you like no one else!
Girl 1: I gotta get me a Caleb Reed!!
Girl 2: Not if I steal him first!!
Caleb Reed: Ladies, Caleb Reed is taken.
Girl 1 & 2: NOOOOOO
Abby reed is a girl that has gone throw alot but still makes evry one laugh likes bb but is not that Athletic she is and amazing girl
She is jusst like abby reed