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When you have sex so hard your feet fall off
I ram shagged her so hard my feet fell off.
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A penis. Normally a large penis
'Man you should have seen her face when i got the old Shag Baton out........She was lovin' it'
someone who is being a pussy ass hoe
“ugh devon really is being a shag hoe today”
Items in your possession acquired after a one night stand.
person 1: whose are these glasses?
person 2: just my shag swag
When a man or a woman are heavily capable of issuing the most incredible sex you will ever receive. 'Top shag' is a title only appointed to those who have a reputation of being the utmost best in the sack. E.g. Nathan 'top shag' Smith was the best shag I've ever had!
Oh my good lord, that boy was a top shag!
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The effects are similar to jet lag, but on this occasion the overwhelming tiredness is owing to a night full of bollock-draining sex. the following day they can't function properly in every sense of the word.
-Fancy coming with us for a kick about this morning?
-Fraid I can't, mate. I just don't have the energy.
-Suffering from Shag lag, eh?... Lucky bugger.
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