May 11

National roast your ex day

Girl- it's may 11!! Time to end my ex's whole fucking career

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May 1

National Spend time with your gf/bf day

Hey today is May 1 let’s go somewhere

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May 18

This day is national eat whatever the fuck you want day. Whatever you want. Anything you want.

Yo it’s May 18th time to go eat some fucking pizza.

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May 16

The best human on the earth was born. She or he is pretty and amazing. She or he is the smartest and most beautiful girl or boy you will ever meet. Keep him or her forever

Omg it’s May 16th!
Wait no way... the most perfect human on earth was born today
Yay!

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May 23

This is a day for all the bad bitches that need NO man and only food

Maisie: damn it's May 23 where's my bad bitch
Bad bitch

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May 13

The best people are born this day and they don’t buy TikTok followers

May 13-Omg it’s the best person ever and they don’t buy TikTok followers

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May 6

If you were born of this day your the greatest person ever. Also, your bf has to give you their hoodie or if you have a gf they have to give you one of their scrunchies.

You: Give me your (scrunchie or hoodie)!
GF/BF: Why?
You: It's May 6th!

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