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When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend
“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”
A person getting hype over a FIFA goal or something sick
LETS ACTUALLY GO BOYS, what a goal
1. To take a less than attractive girl home with you to engage in sex that the male dominates and to force her to leave early in the morning. 2. The last resort booty call.
That bitch is going to get the actual tank and spank tonight and i'm going to be tanking and spanking all night.
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1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"
1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!
Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....
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A mythical creature you can't find in this god damn universe. LIKE SERIOUSLY EVERYONE HERE IS A PIECE OF SHIT
P 1 : I have seen an actual good human being.
P 2 : Lies.
A (UK) shortening of "Oh my actual god!" Sometimes used to indicate that you were so surprised that you could not finish the full phrase.
Popularized by Stephen Fry, on the TV game-show Q.I.
"Oh my actual… just been told I did my whole first two scenes with reading glasses round my neck. Shame-making …" Stephen Fry, Twitter status 432345626756800512
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Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"
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