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Shit country. The people have no respect and are all fat racists. Their accents are fucking annoying and their tv is crap. They think they're better than Britain but they're not because they're all hopeless beggars who wouldn't even have their country if it wasn't for us amazing brits.
Person: Wow america sure is shit
American: no America the best all hail Donald trump *stuffs face with cheeseburger*
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a country that gives birth to, Cancer, Aids, Liberals, Socialists, Capitalists and SJW's
Hobbies include,
Faking terrorist attacks, invading other countries, Supporting jews and calling countries that oppose them "Radical terrorists" and later invading them.
America is also the Birthplace of Aids, inventor of nuclear bombs and Autism
Average IQ: 50
Hey man where you from?
MURICA.
America.
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A unique country in both excellent and tragic ways, generally perceived as a pushover, bully-filled land of ignorant obese people and rednecks by those particularly unfamiliar with the country (though they are partially correct). Currently facing immense debt to other nations (particularly China), a long economic recession, steadily rising currency inflation, military overspending, a weak education system, and massive troop deployments in the Middle East without an end in sight. President is Barack Obama, Senate is controlled by Democrats while House is controlled by Republicans (which means shit don't happen fast). Not what it could've been, but not the shithole people'd like to think it is.
The general concession that Americans are all uneducated conservatives is about as true as the citizens of any other country.
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1) The retarded way to say United States of America
2)A continent consiting of three parts:
North, Central and South America
(but its consider as 1 continent)
People from the USA say they are the americans when in fact anyone living in the continent of AMERICA can say the same thing.
Every other country in the continent AMERICA thinks its retarded that the USA people are widely know as americans
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A place where 80% of its population are guaranteed to be fat, stupid, and lazy.
Asking a person from America for help is like asking a monkey relationship advice.
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the stupid ass "country" i live in. people here cant tell their left from right. "people" here call football "soccer"(rednecks, dont give me that bs that the british created the word soccer! you dont see them calling rugby footbal!!!). speaking of the british, the americans like to make fun of their accent, even though the americans have the most retarded pathetic accent i have ever seen! i also have to go to highschool in this ignorant piece of land. i swear to god, if another ignorant piece of shit student calls me a nazi just because im german, i will beat them so hard i will knock both the fat and the ignorance out of them.
Joe has never heard of the conflict in Yugoslavia, the bloodiest war since WW2. In fact, he has never even heard of Yugoslavia. He must be from america.
America: The country which is the most powerful and thinks the European Union and its members are pussies and will never attacked them. How wrong they will soon find out they are.
Bob cant name a single country that starts with the letter U. He MUST be american.
Bill has tried to play football and after 5 min he quits fustrated because it takes so much time and energy. He is seen two weeks later watching the superbowl calling that a "real" sport and calling "soccer" a pussy sport.
How do you spell america: I-D-I-O-T-S
Typical serious (no joke) american question: How do you dial 9-1-1?
American: mustangs are so cool!
NORMAL HUMAN BEING: so why does that 1977 BMW have more horsepower?
YES AMERICANS THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES PRODUCTS THAT ARE FAR BETTER QUALITY THAN A PRODUCT THAT SAYS "PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA!".
Americans spend half of their time eating, the other half sleeping..
Americans like to say that they speak english. I like to tell them that they speak american, aka improper english.
American's arguing topic: coke vs. pepsi
European's arguing topic: (boss) should i hire the american or the more intelligent squirrel
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one would yell this to a spartan visiting America
spartan/greek: it's stupid! this is shit!
American: shit.... THIS IS AMERICA!!!
*dropkicks guy in the wiener and does a cartwheel out...
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