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1. The suckiest internet provider in the world. AOL will never give you highspeed internet, even you you paid them to (which you do.)
2. The most costly, yet slowest, internet provider on earth.
Example 1: AOL internet sucks my hairy, tick-infested, monkey balls.
Example 2: If AOL went any slower, it would being going backwards. (which I think, now, it actually is!)
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Company that makes and gives out cheap frisbees. You receive them in the mail constantly, and as you realize when you look outside and see your neighbors tossing 'em around, so does everyone else.
Have a strange, vast -- possibly-infinite -- supply of frisbees. Some rumors have it that the company went out of business in the 1790s, or perhaps after the War of 1812, and ever since have been dishing out their frisbees wherever possible: at gas-stations, malls, theaters, and, most commonly, in your own mail-box.
A strange defect was quickly found in the frisbees: if laid atop one another for too long (aka, stacked -- their most common appearance), they become glued together over time. This is where one can easily convert said frisbees into make-shift coasters and lay their soft-drinks on.
"Hey Bob, I got twenty-three frisbees today!"
"Wow, that's almost close to the record of a hundred-and-seventy-five!"
"Yeah! Too bad half of them are stuck together, though."
"Wait, you don't know about the coaster-trick?"
"The coaster trick?"
"Yeah, you put the frisbees on your desk and then put your drink on 'em."
"Wow, I never knew that!"
"The more you know, huh."
"Hey, Bob... I'm having a BBQ tomorrow, and..."
"I'm sure the family would love to!"
"Great! I'll call you tomorrow!"
"Great!"
As you can see, AOL also brings the community together.
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AOL
SUCKS THE BIG FAT HAIRY COCK BOTTOM LINE, aol lawyers alos suck big fat hairy cocks, in fact there all cock smokers
kid: hey i heard sum1 sucked ur aol
fat kid: yeh my aol is hairy
kid: im gona shove my hairy aol down ur mums throat
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the best ISP ever. you people are stupid.
i'm totally kidding. that AOL crap had so much spyware. and once we switched to a different ISP we had so much junk e-mails from them and stuff like pop-ups to get us to re-subscribe that we had to buy a new computer.
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Out of bitter despair, Ray created a whole new way for America to salute their "favorite" internet provider...
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I fucking hate aol!
THEY ARE BITCHES I HATE THEM!!
when i had it i thought it was the best ISP ever until it crashed all the time and slowed down my computer. it takes like 2 minutes just to connect. and they added so many shitty spyware to my computer that they fucking broke the DNS. i couldn't be online for like 20 days trying to figure out what was wrong i tried canceling my account but they still charged me like $60 bucks, instead of $23! and they said if you cancel in less then 50 days you wont be charged. they do anything they can to make you stay with them as your ISP. they even beg if you want a netscape as your new ISP(which is another internet service made by AOL)
they are total liars
i hope the people who work at AOL live terrible lives cause they deserve it for working for a shitty company that wants your money
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The spawn of the Devil.
See also: Satan
Every geek in the world knows that AOL is the spawn of the devil.
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