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This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.
Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.
I’m sorry for the way that some people treat you. You are truly amazing and i love you. And i will be there for you forever. Please don’t push me away. You are so beautiful in every way. Fuck Douglas and his ugly ass asianness. He can bow down to you. I won’t ever let anyone treat you like that ever again. I love you and i will always have your back babe xoxoxox
Ashlee Collier is better that Douglas
If a person is fully obsessed with Ashlee Simpson.
An Ashlee Simpson obsession.
To love Ashlee Simpson more than anything else in the world.
Holy shit, you are so Ashleed!
That Ashleed kid broke into Ashlee Simpson's house and stole her underwear!
Ashlee williamson is the hottest, funniest person you will ever meet. If you have met her then chance are more then once shes made you laugh hard.
“You are being such an ashlee williamson dude, i cant stop laughing!!”
“Yea i know”
Ashlee's sick ass they are snakes and evil caniving little pieces of shit and they are all really bad for friend choices
Ashlee, NOT to be confused w/ Ashley is a intelligent woman who is sexy but can appear cold when hurt- yet will walk 2 the end of the earth 4 a lover!
Not naturally beautiful but has a sexy look/ allure. Her atypical beauty somehow always drove men crazy! Her friends literally remark how crazy it is that guys don’t just LIKE her but become OBSESSED w/her! A DOUBLE E can literally get ANY1 they want!
HARD workers w/MANY DEGREES that NONE OF THEM USE. They have B.A.s in Biology- but r bartenders, M.A.’s in psych- but r secretary’s. They may even be dr’s but work 4 their parents?!
EE’s are INDECISIVE & extremely confident, borderline conceited. They tend 2 run in circles of GORGEOUS/EDUCATED & Well OFF- often connecting groups of friends thru clubs/bars!
Ashlee’s are USUALLY Italian & have dark hair/eyes, glowing skin & small symmetrical features, along w/ the most beautiful hair!
Overall they CAN have CRAZY tempers but u may find urself falling in love QUICK! She is SO unique she’ll NEVER let U forget HER. There R moments u spent w/her that u’ll remember 4 the rest of ur life (even if ur NOW happy, shh).
There’s always a song that reminds u of her- no matter what song it is- listen 2 the words! Words hold gr8 meaning 2 EE’s!
There always will be something about a EE that leave MEN powerless & UNATTRACTIVE overweight & irrelevant women still cringe w/ jealousy & hate- yet secretly love 2 keep tabs/stalk her online & binge eat 2 her ‘seemingly’ perfect life; karma !
“Ashlee is and always will be the love of my life”!
Brian S****** (I was her 10th grade boyfriend) I am now an investment banker & 4-6 of my friends are in agreement she was ALWAYS the ONE who got away!
DON’T let it happen to you BRO!!!
a asshole with a pussy for a mouth probs trans of lesbein and a totel bitchchhhhh
omg i fucking hate ashlee why is she here