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Sexual Assault Rifle

I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.

Don't piont that sexual assault rifle at me, i got it last time.

by Dan Z. May 14, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022

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Mormon Assault Vehicle

Commonly Called a MAV.
Mormon women drive them around all day long, to cart their litter of children around to and fro.
A tipical MAV is a Hummer, Ford Excursion, Ford Explorer, Ford*, Nissan Titan, Suburban, Denali. Any grosly oversized vehicle (commonly called a SUV)
Usually gets less than ten miles per gallon when fully loaded with children.
To spot a MAV, simple look at the driver. Is she a woman? Is her hair done up, is she wearing makeup? Does she have those fucking half see-through shiny silver glasses? Is you said yes to these, you have successfuly spotted a MAV.

A MAV may come equipped with some of the folowing items, this is how you can tell its being driven by one hip-ass mom:
Rims
Spinners
Tinted Windows
Spoilers
After market Xenon lights

Note: 99% of the time trucks are NOT MAV's, as they are usually driven by men and cannot hold many children. Crew cabs are an exception!

These damn women driving their MAVs, get off your fucking cell phone so you dont fucking hit me!

Damn, check out the milf in the MAV!

by TTM September 21, 2004

80๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban Assault Forces

A group on ROBLOX that is desired as an urban clan started by Infinitive, to Benblue9, now owned by MOOJL. UAF was first based off of actually urban plots, until Ben owned it which led it to the Russian times, explaining their motto mainly, and now in MOOJL's hands (or his hooves since people call him a cow since his username has "moo") which he now makes UAF a "peoples' clan".

"Urban Assault Forces/UAF; FOR THE MOTHERLAND!"

by YelloJaket November 19, 2011

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aerial assault trooper

Aerial assault trooper is one of the og fortnite skins that was released in 2017 and all the simps want it along with the renegade raider

Simp: oh crap there is a aerial assault trooper!

by Xl Timmys mom Xl December 21, 2020


19 Assault Rifle

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE

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Guy 1: 19 Assault rifle .

Guy 2: * gets down on his knees and starts sucking his cock *

by not yema L October 14, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Urban-assault ride

A bicycle ride through an urban landscape of known and unknown neighborhoods, with the end goal of amiably assaulting the senses with varied stimuli.

Well, brah, it's 75 and sunny. Time for an urban-assault ride!

by kbmoney08 May 15, 2008

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