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An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
Trump is such a reverse asshat, its staggering how he got elected.
at a bachelor party at a fine gentleman's establishment, the bachelor is seated in a chair with his back to the pole. two dancers flank him on either side, then both jump up on the pole, facing each other, grabbing each others legs. with their rear-ends positioned directly over his head they rock back and forth in a seesaw motion.
did you see that poor sucker on stage at the diamond cabaret last night? he might be throwing his life away soon, but at least he got the seesaw asshat from the strippers!
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someone who is either a flying squirrel, or a huge asshole and u cant think of a name to call them
killtheeclip (killtheeclipse) is such an asshat.
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a complete asshole that sticks his head up his ass and thinks his shit smells good. THIUS IS FOR YOU ASSHATS! U CAN BITE MY BONEY COk
Herb taught me what an asshat is.
Are you sure you know what it means?
Yes, Its a hat shaped like an ass!
...You're a fucking asshat dude.
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A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.
Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!
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(Adjective) From assclown, referring to an individual or individuals exhibiting conduct demonstrating that the better part of their genetic material at conception trickled down their maternal ancestor's bare buttocks.
And lo, they did see the apocalypse approaching...and riding at the front of the four horsemen was George Bush. What a mongolian asshat that man is.
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