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Banter Bum

When you bum your friend purely for the banter of doing so. Sexual tendancies become irrelevant

"Mate, if you do that again, I will banter bum you so hard..."

"Did you hear what happened to Simon the other night?"
"No?"
"He got banter bummed by his cousin"

by LT101 February 17, 2012

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testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and itโ€™s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - โ€œYo lemme check your scrotal massโ€

Patient - โ€œFor sure homie! Itโ€™s on the health insurance so donโ€™t be afraid to do some heavy examinationโ€

Doctor - โ€œayoo bro we got the sameโ€

Patient - โ€œno way bro, thatโ€™s crazyโ€

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


banter scale

The banter scale is a scale to determine the on going banter.
You have your friendly banter, then your regular banter, then your great banter and eventually harsh banter.

"So I rarely refer to the banter scale, but yesterday's banter was off the charts."

by Potato_killer March 15, 2016

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Banter Brigade

A football team who play in division 1 of Le Fifa Professional Clubs they are very good

Jako is top scorer

Pederson Penguin has the most assists
And NiftyNordfeldt has the most clean sheets

Wow Banter Brigade are fantastic

by Random ft account December 3, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


neece banter

When someone's chat/banter is weak or self indulgent. Usually used by the scapegoat of a group to try and creep their way up the social hierarchy but by using neece banter they have achieved quite the opposite.

'Just hooned 2 snakey B's mate. Lets have a bevvie comp.'
Person 1 'How does he get his calves so defined?'
Person 2 'Barukh Abadi, don't use such neece banter.'

by David Masson January 28, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Banter

When you do something that could be said to be homosexual, but only in jest.

Person A: "Stop touching my knee you Fag"

Person B: "Just a bit of Anal Banter mate"

by PompeyPwn May 13, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Coefficient of Banter

The general measure of banter in a given area/group/place/person/galaxy/cheese.

"Hey guys look at me swim in this pool of custard!!!"

"That's a high Coefficient of Banter!"

by DRAGON February 12, 2013

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