A piece of absorbent fabric worn around the genitals during messy intercourse.
Jenny forgot to bring her crotch bib to the gangbang.
Balls or testicles as they are known in some parts of the world Have been known as to Obtained vaginal secretions from a lady slophole, These Undignified Secretions are not only disgusting But can lead to diseases such as stank foot,twitchy lip and Negro Hair.... To solve this issue that has plagued man for centuries Scientists created the ball bib,Scrote Tote,or Nut Nappy as they are known To finally keep such abomination away from The the pure Just And righteous genitalia of the male And free from the Adulterous, Unholy And pretty much proven to be the devil's Roast beef sandwich or female vagina as Liberal science would want you to call It.
Excuse me Whore How much would it cost to dip my chicken in your slop hole, And don't worry about me catching any of your diseases Whore I brought my ball bibs.
Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.
"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"
The total and complete douche that still believes he/she is a child.
" Jebus, can you believe that douche bib?'
the act of being a beanpole with a sweaty stinky penis.
after last night, my penis is absolutely bibbing.
Laying down a layer of asswipe in the toilet before taking a shit, greatly reducing the possibility of leaving skid marks.
Before blowing an O-ring at my girlfriends’s house I put a turd bib in the toilet bowl so no residual will be left behind.
the bib effect is an effect on Football Fusion that makes gives the underdogs +25 OVR.
The Bills just used the bib effect on the Titans.