bieber beamer

Any object used as a projectile with the sole purpose of doing nothing but bodily harm to justin bieber

John: Hey man did you see the video of a water bottle being used as a bieber beamer that hit him in the head

Dave: Yeah, hopefully next time it's a brick with a knife taped to it

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bieber jeebers

the fear of having justin bieber stealing your puberty.

doc:this dude came into my office today.
man:what for?
doc:he has the bieber jeebers
man:dont laugh, sometimes it happens

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Justin Bieber

A Teenage boy singer who sounds like a 10 year old and still hasn't hit puberty. Although a few years ago he got hit by a water bottle. LOL

Justin Bieber was hit by a water bottle.

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Bieber Fever

noun.

a. Synonym for deafness and/or mental handicap.
b. A disease which causes retardation in girls and borderline homosexuality in boys. No known cure as of yet.

a)

Guy: Hey what's wrong with that girl, why's she listening to Justin Beaver?
Guy 2: I think she's got Bieber fever
Guy: HAHA, what a retard, probably never heard REAL music in her life.

b)

Mom: Is he okay? What's happening?
Doctor: Maam, I'm afraid we've had to put down your son... I'm sorry, there was nothing we could do, he had a real bad case of Bieber fever. We had to kill him, it was for his own good.
Mom: Oh... Well, I guess it's for the best.
Doctor: Damn right it's for the best, only fags and retard like that little chipmunk.

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bieberized

The act of overexposing someone or something to the point to which it becomes unbearable.

I used to really like the Smurfs when I was little, but then they bieberized them...I was already sick of hearing about the new movie before it ever even opened!

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Bieber Fever

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.

I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!

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bieber spout

Resembling Justin Bieber's horrid little rigid one-inch baby's cock. Similar in appearance to a small flesh-coloured hose nozzle. Such a penis is so tiny that it cannot bend and sits perched upon a horrible smooth empty bieber scrotum.

Yeah, it's a ruddy bieber spout

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