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Even if you've just washed it she still won't suck it!
She sucked me dry,then I farted.
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The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".
That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin
You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home
You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore
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for some, only a rumor
I'd give my left nut to get a real blowjob.
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meaning used to describe an act of fellatio
1.iam feeling horny give me a blowjob
2.in oral sex you can get blowjobs
3.what a kinky name for cock sucking a blowjob
4.give us a blowjob
5.blowjob+handjob=knobjob
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Any person that gives apple products an unwarranted amount of praise.
"Man, Shawn is such a hipster."
"For sure man, he's a total Steve Blowjobs"
Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?
Dude, would you risk taking off the blindfold in the Schrodinger's Blowjob?
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Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"