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The John Wilks Booth

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


toll booth chicken

Drive up to a toll booth, look the attendant in the eye, reach out your twenty dollar bill and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the attendant breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts).

If the attendant cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who loves ya?". The multiplier for a smiling attendant is x5 (ie 30sec x 5 = 150). Operation tool booth chicken is not about agitating tool booth attendants, but about prying open the lid of their cold toll booth coma and pouring some sunshine in.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same attendant, multiply total score by an additional multiplier x2 (ie 30sec x 2 x 2 = 120). Third day, if same attendant, multiplier is x3, etc. as difficulty escalates.

NOTE: If the police show up, you're advised NOT to play driver's license chicken for obvious reasons, but if you must, the danger multiplier is x10. And I salute you.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 100 points to total your score.

See also: driver's license chicken, drive-thru chicken

"Hey Eddie, I'm bored let's go play some toll booth chicken! A six pack says you'll never defeat my 172!"

by Mark_J January 17, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

The sexual act of ramming someone from behind then pulling out and ejaculating on the back of their head. Afterward, jumping out their window, taking off running, and yelling "The South shall rise again!!"

" I was banging Miranda last night, and didn't feel like cuddling, so I gave her the 'ol John Wilkes Booth and booked it out of there."

by Cookmoney June 11, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

The man who did Lincoln extra dirty

John: You ever heard of John Wilkes Booth?
Tyson: Yes he is the guy who did Lincoln dirty

by JFK Shot First April 18, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wilkes Boothe

See Abraham Lincoln.

After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.

Hey baby, how would you like to receive an Abraham Lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a John Wilkes Boothe?

by crazy crackers March 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


E3 Booth Babe

A sexy-ass, candy-eye lady, with high hells and colorful clothes on paid to please the nerdy generation of gamers at a large-popular gaming convention held every year. The likelihood of a booth babe stored on a personal computer of a male gamer is 99.9% positive. As booth babes, their title can be quite hard - 'AND?!' To get off, some male spectators at a gaming event can be seen lurking with cameras, stalking the perimeter of the booth babe victim with a nervous rush. 1% of them are ACTUAL gamers.

Zac: Omg Jerrell, look, that E3 BOOTH BABE is SO FINE!

Jerrell: Hey, I got an idea! I have this digital Z981 KODAK Camera. Let's sneak a pic of her under skirt and post it ONLINE!

Zac: Dude, I'm so down with that!!!

Jerrell: We'll post it on G4TV.com for all the nerdy gamers from across the gaming universe to SEE!

Zac: So STOKED!

by Southern C Dogg June 16, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 23, 2003

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