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a turd that coils itself around the toilet bowl, resurfaces from the water and comes back to "bite you in the ass"; also known as a plumber's nightmare, this large amount of fecal matter will leave the donor several pounds lighter after depositing it. Must be one continous coil of feces to qualify... no floaters and must break the surface of the water like a cobra out of the basket... no regular toilet snake
Bill: Hey bro, you've been in the bathroom for hours
Pete: Ya I had to drop the kids off at the pool, but instead of kids, it was a bowl cobra... the likes of which have never been seen.... it too 3 flushes and plunger to get that turd down the hole... plus i got crap marks from the bite, so i had to take a shower.
Bill: well, light a damn match or something.
Pete: Yeah, well i did, and half a can of air freshener, but that puppy lingers.
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Illegal sport where the player's main aim is to tackle the pope to the ground. Bonus points are awarded for taking down his entourage. The sport reached its peak when Susanna Maiolo tackled Pope Benedict XVI before the Christmas Eve Mass in 2009 - taking down three others. Two more joined the pile to assist the Pope, scraping her a final score of 280.
Scoring:
Pope knocked down= 50 pts
other knocked down = 10 pts
score is multiplied by total amount of people in pile
people who aren't knocked down but end up in the pile are worth 0 points, but are added to the multiplier
- "did you catch the Pope bowling over Christmas?"
- "yeah that Susanna Maiolo's the best Pope bowler"
A bowl of marijuana that you scrounged together out of desperation using various flakes of weed found in the carpet, old baggies, the crack in the coffee table, or even from under your own fingernails.
My dealer is dry and I'm all out of weed, so I had to smoke a garbage bowl.
Fursuit bowling is a common furmeet activity, usually organized by a group of friends. When fursuit bowling, the members of the group will dress up in their fursuit and bowl whilst wearing it.
Jake: Dude, where were you last night?
Tom: I was fursuit bowling with some friends
A delicious snack in a bowl with yogurt and Jello. Must be in a bowl to be considered a Jamama Bowl.
"Guess what my mom packed me for lunch? A Jamama Bowl!"
A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.
Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."