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a Bad Ass Rock n roll Band from Johannesburg, South Africa.
bringing back that raw 70's vibe, and electric performance.
favorite songs- Lucifer, red guitar, Shoot you down
they will... melt your face off!!
Bra jeff " dude Cable Stealing Gypsies are sick"
Jabu "straight up! think my face just melted"
Bra jeff "your face looks ok, but I think you pissed your pants... mad show!!!"
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Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
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to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"
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Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life
Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?
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Telewest cable TV is better than sky
Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans
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The sexual act of using an electric eel to erotically asphyxiate a woman during sex while gaining self stimulation from the electric charge.
Seeing the Electrophorus in the tank reminded him of the time he gave a hooker a Burmese Power Cable
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When someone is supposed to show up at a certain time or certain range of hours, like 8-12AM and the person never shows up, and assumes that if they show up at 4PM that its NOT a problem.
The service tech cable-guyed me and showed up 5 hours late.
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