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When someone is giving off the energy of a Twink or is participating in Twink like actions
Person 1: “I painted my nails today.”
Person 2: “I see you, have that Certified Twink Energy.”
When someone does something just because someone else with more clout and style does it first. Just like when Ramesh put rims on his tesla just because Bavesh did it first.
Timothy; Damn Randy, did you get a blue BMW M4 just because Thomas got one?
Randy; Yeah man, I liked his car.
Timothy: Damn that's a Certified Bavesh Moment right there.
CCM, or Certified Canadian Moment, is a term where someone, somewhere, does something dealing with snow or maple syrup.
Tabby: I was shoveling some snow
Salt: Now this is a Certified Canadian Moment
A person who lives for the dick
bryan callen is a certified dick diver
A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.
John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.
"Yeah I got with her...I guess I'm just a certified lover boy..."
"No, you're a whore."
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When something is made for a big man or obese man; can be anything
Big: We need to get some new chairs, cause these chairs ain't Big Man Certified.
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