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Someone who “does not like beer” and will let you know they only do Twisted Tea.
Friend 1: Bro you tryna split this 30 rack of Busch?
Friend 2: Nah I got myself some tweas, plus I don’t like beer.
Friend 1: You’re such a twea chump.
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The raised ridged of the pants or shorts caused the males genitalia.
Jetty was walking in the mall with a plumb chump when a young girl hit his shaft.
Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.
Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.
A guy who gives flowers to a girl that doesn't like him.
That guy walking down the street with those roses is a total flump chump - she already has like 5 boyfriends.
A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.
Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.
A girl who uses astrology as an excuse to do whatever she wants
Person 1: I found out my girlfriend cheated on me
Person 2: what did she say when you told her you knew?
Person 1: she said it was because she was a Gemini and she couldn’t help it
Person 2: what a star chump