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A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
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She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return
The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.
"hey have you heard about clitoris?"
"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"
Something most men still can't find.
Men can't find the clitoris but they can sure find the audacity
A liberal lie made up by the shadow government
Steve: "Hey last night i fingered this girl and she came when i rubbed her clitoris"
Jack: "Don't lie we both know the clitoris is a ploy from the shadow government for liberals to take over the world"
Clitoris is the the branch of mathematics that deals with the finding and properties of derivatives and integrals of functions, by methods originally based on the summation of infinitesimal differences. The two main types are differential clitoris and integral clitoris.
Henry thought to himself in anger as he questioned why he decided to go into college level Clitoris in high school, when he was way better at getting inside that Calculus.
In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Clit, to control all orgasms. And into this ring he poured his horniness, his lust and his need to locate the clitoris. One Clit to rule them all.
Very well. You shall be the Clitoris of the Ring.