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When someone non-popular or not even in the picture comments on it. Ending all comments for the picture. Comment-Killers could be: Creepers, weirdos, non-talkative people that just talk on facebook, or old people.
There were 19 comments on that pic until Dale posted the Comment-Killer.
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To dissuade others from commenting on someone's status by posting a distracting reply.
Stacy's Facebook status: "Wow, so messy! It's like Charlie Sheen's been living here."
Emma's reply: "Charlie Sheen is an underrated actor."
Stacy's reply: "You totally just comment-blocked me"
A quarrel between two people over the internet, that normally turns out to be completely meaningless.
The argument is usually settled by one side's realization of the pointlessness and stops replying, either that or one person blocks the other.
What? X-Box is better than PS3?? I hope hes prepared to have a comment battle.
A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.
When two or more people end up spurring humourous comments back and forth to one another after initial humour has been brought to the table. This results in the conversation sentences doing backflips on trapeze and shit.
Taylor: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me".
Colin: "LOL, m8, sounds like you had a ball?!".
Taylor: "Woah, well, lets just say I didn't hit it off".
Colin: "lallallal".
Taylor cracked a joke and soon both Taylor and Colin had entered into a comment circus.
Emoji version of "/s" but with an added malicious intent. When you want to say something sarcastically but are also using the sentence to make a pointed remark that you don't want to be mistranslated into an actual compliment.
"So much talent all in one tiktok! 🤥"
"Definitely not doing this for cheap views 🤥"
"I'm laughing so hard right now! 🤥"
Format: "comment 🤥"
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When someone tries to indirectly guilt you into doing something they want with a single depressing comment and without actually asking.
"Well I could easily make my appointment if I only had a CAR or if SOMEONE could give me a ride."
"Nice grandma comment, I'll give you a ride"
"Wow you have chicken nuggets? Gosh, I wish I had a chicken nugget."
"Ok, have a nugget, grandma commentor."
"It snowed so bad last night I can't even get the mail because the driveway isn't even shoveled and my back hurts so bad!"
"I guess since you dropped a grandma comment, I'll shovel for you."