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When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.
Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?
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A member of the afrocentric persuasion.
I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.
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Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."
Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!
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A game played with a partner in which both naked individuals rub their legs together under the bed sheets.
After a few glasses of wine, we got into bed and played cricket legs all night.
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Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.
Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.
The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot
and also known as a squirrel
Look there pa it’s a gosh damn wolf cricket!!
The only crickets that are black, they mostly attack schools like BMS, and disrupt spanish class. They also vibe with the nigga moths, but these crickets are gangstas, if one of the nigga moths disrespects them they won't hesitate to pop a cap in one of the nigga moths asses. They also like nigga cows.
"That nigga cricket attacked that nigga moth, with the help of the nigga cow." Says Joe.
"Who's Joe?" Steve asks.
"Joe Mamma!!!" Exclaims Joe
"Bruh, nigga cricket." Steve whispers.