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When a dude tries to jerk off and climax at the same time as the porno they’re watching.
“I should’ve gotten a golden metal for how many times I’ve pulled successfully Cumshot Olympics”
When a guy blows his load into the barrel, chamber, or loaded magazine of a firearm then uses that firearm to blow the load onto/into the face of another person.
I got kicked out of the gun club when i gave the range safety officer a chicago cumshot.
When a dudes about to buy but your like “hold up” and squirt some chocolate sauce in your mouth and then you’re like “okay”
“Dude last night Becky gave me a cumshot Sunday on my dick. It was rad!”
ONE BIG ASS SNEEZE.
It's like a soggy cookie that gets soaked by milk:/ lol..
Random dude:YOOO my cumshot was like a gunshot man it just blew her the fuck away haha
Other random dude:Okay?
When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.
Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT
Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby
Cum shots are when u bust a nut
my CUMSHOT is ten times better than last year