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To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.
Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.
Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.
Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?
Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
A derogatory term for technical deathcore and technical death metal, coined by the infamous Metal Archives review writer Bitterman. Presumably conceived as a way to avoid calling the genre an actual type of metal.
"So, what type of metal do you listen to?"
"Rings of Saturn, mostly"
"Ugh, I can't stand that tek-deaf wankery"
A privileged cracker who wears oversized Jordan's and complains about gas money. You can hear him yelling Joe across suburbia.p
The rich boy deaf bitch wants 5 for gas and 10 for weed while his Spanish friend fucks his sister
American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.
Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.
Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”
Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.
Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”
Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”
Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”
Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.
I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".
Someone who suffers from deafness has limited, or suffered complete loss of hearing.
-Oy, this Johnny is pissin' me off. I called him a dickhead earlier but he didnt even look at me.
-Yeah, he suffer from deafness.
If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?
Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!