John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

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shooting a deer

to perform male masturbation involving the hand and the penis.

friend: why didnt you text me last night??
deer shooter: sorry brah i was shooting a deer

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deer jerkying

When one gets bored whilst deer hunting, that one decides to "rub one out" aka jerk off.

Skeeter: " I saw a big ol' buck go right past me, but I couldn't git my dick outta my hands fast enough to git my gun"
Jim Bob: " Well if you wasn't too busy deer jerkying you might coulda gotcha one"!

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Nigger-deer

Combination of the words "nigger" and "commandeer;" where commandeer is the confiscation of a vehicle for military use, nigger-deering is confiscation by theft for personal use. Nigger-deering is often followed by driving while intoxicated (by most likely multiple substances), listening to loud music, and speeding.

Person 1: I saw that Tyrese got a new vehicle?

Person 2: Yeah he nigger-deered it down on 12th Street.

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Case Of Deer

How a redneck orders a quesadilla at a mexican restaurant, thinking that it he is ordering either some Pabst or raw venison.

See also Boritta and Whack a Mole.

"Welcome to Casa Blanco, can I take your order?"

hic..."Yeah, kin ah git ah case of deer and a boritta, wit a side uh whack a mole?"

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Red Deer

The BEST city in Alberta. Located between Edmonton and Calgary, it is at the center of the Albertan heartland. It's a clean city filled with parks, 3 excellent high schools and various shopping centers, it is an amazing city to live in.

Individuals who live outside this city often are very ignorant of this city. In fact, some, such as the clueless cretins who posted absurd definitions of this city, haven't got an inkling of what this city is about. They are usually retard, fag homos who happen to cross Gasoline Alley and think that's the City of Red Deer.

Red Deer rocks!

People who actually live in Red Deer: I love this city! Thank goodness I live in Red Deer!

Fag douchebag who has no life: Aww may gawd!! Red Deer suuuucks............. let's rub our dicks now..............

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Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

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