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Stuck up snobs who are extremely corrupt. They favor big corporate companies and monopolies that only wealthy people can actually afford without going into debt. Arguably just as bad as Adolf Hitler. They want to control every aspect of your life, and will do so if they get the chance. Very evil people.
Guy 1: Did you hear? Gerald is a democrat!
Guy 2: That fucking scumbag! He knows that we are part of a small business and we will be demolished by bigger companies!
Girl 1: Like, I have to tell, like, all my friends about this.
Girl 2: Gerald is no better than that one homicidal fascist leader! We should sabotage his personal life!
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1. 180 or so year-old American political party. It has, throughout its time, either supported, or had representatives which supported, gay marriage, abortion, the war with Iraq, American involvement in the Vietnam War, slavery, ignorance to national racism and discrimination, etc.
2. People who vote for the Democratic Party. They tend to know little about politics, and are led by their noses by buzzwords and propaganda, and a slight yearning to do whats "right", which includes taking the life away from something that, 99% of the time (the other 1% is a cushion saved for stillborns), is going, and I mean going, to be be a human, even with safe haven laws present in about 45 states.
-Andrew Johnson
-Lyndon B Johnson
-John Kerry
"Democrat, Republican...why am I repeating myself?"
"Why did you vote for John Kerry?"
"Because he's not George Bush."
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People who support high taxes, terrorism, hate the Constitution, and are ignorant to facts and evidence directly in front of their face and also love to say that facism is far right. They also hate things like religion and say that just about everything is racist.
Democrat: God, Trump is such a racist and it's proven that he's a criminal
Normal Human Being: God you are such a democrat, there's litterly no proof of him being a criminal, and not liking illegals doesn't mean he's racist.
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Charactoristics of being a Dem.
Usually used when one is not very fond of all Democratic views.
Promoting (one or more):
Pro-Choice
Helping the homeless
National Healthcare
Stem Cell Research
Volunteering
Working for the working class
Painting houses for single mothers
Global warming worries
Gay/Lesbian marriage
Erin was showing signs of democratism when she decided that (even though she was totally against it) she needed an abortion so her Conservative parents wouldn't kill her.
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1. Pretend to be very different from the Republicans
2. Pretend that they don't give a shit about the poor
3. Pretend or really believe that benefits for the poor will make the poor stop being poor, but not live on even more benefits
4. Trying to violate the US Constitution by banning gun ownership. Of course, because the Democrats have security
5. They understand that the most environmentally safe work is slave labor in third world countries
6. They believe that it is necessary to respect the traditions of immigrants, so why not officially adopt Sharia law in the area where Muslims live?
7. They will block you in all social networks if they don't like you
8. The more poor immigrants, the larger the electorate
I vote for the democrats because they are against Trump
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Members of the democrat party that won't care if their president is funding a country that's hijacking other lands aslong as they get privileges
Oh no, a group of democrats! Don't talk to them or they'll get offended on behalf of mute and deaf people...
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Someone who thinks that the commerce clause, actually means the "Unlimited power to the federal government clause"
Believes that
"To regulate Commerce with foreign Nations, and among the several States, and with the Indian Tribes" Actually means that the federal government has the right to regulate everything that even comes close to maybe effecting another state economically no matter how remote. Believes that because they have the right to regulate trade BETWEEN states means that they have the right to regulate roads built in States, regulate what you grow in your farms even if its just for private use, and that the clause gives them power to force you to buy insurance because... apparently being alive is participating in interstate commerce.
Democrat:You know have to buy insurance average Joe, whether you want or can afford.
Joe:Wait But im just trying to make my house payments, how am i supposed to afford that, and...wait what in the constitution gives you the right to force me to buy insurance.
Democrat: The commerce clause.
Joe:Wait what? Im not trading things between states, I'm simply living here in California, I haven't ever sold anything in any other state, heck I dont even own a business, how am i affecting interstate commerce.
Democrat: Your alive, that means that your effecting the United States economy and we have a right to control everything you do thanks to the Unlimited power...I mean commerce clause.
Joe:...
Democrat:Make sense.
Joe: Theres no way you really believe that.
Democrat:If it gets us by in the Supreme court, I dont give a crap.
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