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The resultant expansion around one's middle when working behind a desk for a living, not exercising enough and eating too many biscuits.
James was super-fit when he started with the accounts department, but now he looks more like 'an egg on legs' with that desk belly he's developed.
The Bitch desk is that one desk in a classroom that is too small e.g, for bitches only.
Damn it, I got into class late, I got the Bitch Desk
To get very angry or upset. Usually upset enough to throw or hit your desk.
David: "Did he just rage quit?"
Jon: "Nah he just left to go throw desk."
Emma: *leaves call*
Andrew: "She just threw desk."
Someone who always works at their desk/is chained to their desk.
Look at Bob over there, he's such a desk rat he'll never come have lunch with us.
Someone who in a public place, usually a school, sits on the side of the desk and absolutely refuses to leave even if forced. Usually male.
Oh great there's a desk hermit on the side of my desk again. Taking my god damn space. I've got no elbow room anymore... arrggghhhh. GOD DAMN YOU DESK HERMIT!
Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.
That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.
The name given to a school desk when one stares intensely into it while lost in thought.
"Look at Jeffrey, he's staring into the desk void."