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Calling up and possibly saying messed up things to a romantic or sexual interest while under the influence of alcohol.
The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.
Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.
Lionel: "Hey, baby, I think you're so fine. I don't care if you live 89 miles away, drive down here so I can make sweet love to you."
Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."
Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"
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Calling your friends up while taking a shitter on the pot.
Sarah, shit girl, you dump dialing me again? I can smell that from here! Dang!
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The same as being butt-dialed (being called on the phone by accident; the origin of the name comes from the phone being in the back pocket of someone and the keys being pressed when the person sits down and accidentally calling someone) except it occurs while the caller is having sex.
You can tell you've been sex dialed if you pick up the phone and nobody talks on the other end, and all you hear are moans, etc.
Travis: I was just sex dialed, like legit.
Gavin: sex dialed?
Travis: yeah, like butt dialed, except...
Gavin: OH. HAHAHAHA. Who was it?
Travis: Mike... fml...
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verb, slang. Similar in definition to prank call.
I prank dialed that fellow, which resulted in quite a bit of consternation on his end of the phone call!
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To get charged, revved, pumped up, tweeked
She was rubbing my inner thigh in a soft circular motion and I got to be all dialed up.
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A dial-a-saur is the same as a dial-a-bride (or a mail order bride) only much older. It is a rare and endangered species whose buyers are usually risk takers and mentally retarded in some way.
"She is a little older than I imagined she would be given how much she cost you, somewhat of a dial-a-saur!"
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When one person is on the toilet for a at least 8 minutes, taking a crap, calls another on their phone from the toilet.
Unlike when someone butt-dials you or drunk-dials you, DUMP DIALS mostly occur sober, and on purpose.
"Hey bro, sorry to DUMP DIAL you, but i had to call you from the can...I'm getting a blumpkin!!!!"
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