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Doot

The worst thing you can call a man. A remarkably hideous man, inside and out. The epitome of fragile masculinity. He peaked in high school and is only good for his money. He’s got a receding hairline and a ‘good guy complex.’ He’s a huge fan of the ‘not all men’ rhetoric. Completely red-pilled but swears he’s not. Has shared politics with incels. Crusties around the mouth. Smells like saliva. Calling a man this will destroy his ego.

See the way he’s standing? What a total Doot!

by Stirringupshit November 23, 2024


Doot

Internet-slang for the sound a trumpet - or more broadly, wind instruments in general- makes.
compare: honk

Man, this song has some tough doots

by God-of-Toasters May 13, 2019


Doot

A toot that turns into a dook.

I just accidentally dooted, its dripping down my leg.

by coochmuncher1234 January 1, 2023


Doot

Northern irish slang for vagina.

Yo mate she fkn shoved one of ‘em lamp shades up er doot

by Big lad in d bfast February 11, 2022


Doot

Another term for dude.

What up doot

by Pseudonym246 March 10, 2021


Doot

Used by the Redditfags.

Used to express the sound of a trumpet.

DOOT DOOT MOTHERFUCKERS

by S.S. Redditfag October 23, 2018


Doots

Call of Duty; most often used to refer to Call of Duty played casually or with the intent to simply meme.

Hey T-Pain, you wanna run some Doots?

by BrewAndTheCrew October 15, 2021