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Verb; The act of a man Masturbating twice or more within ten minutes, with the affect being that he is no longer, In any way, Horny or aroused.
Bro 1: dude... I have an interview with this Mega Hot chick Later today! and I really need this Job.
Bro 2: That sucks bro, just make sure you don't hit on her.
Bro 1: I have it handled, I already double fapped.
Bro 2: Good thinking.
When you take a shit on your bitch's chest, then you take another shit on your bitch's chest, and feed it to her all wrapped up in a Hardees biscuit wrapper during casual sex, usually occurring within a period of 30 minutes to two hours after an intensive video gaming session....
Man: Ayy girl lets finish this game of Rocket League then I'm gonna make a double biscuit for you for dinner.
Woman: Mmm baby that sounds delicious but first you need to get the fuck on goalie we're getting our shit kicked in.
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When you have a bad stomach / food poisoning and end up spewing diarrhoea while also throwing up.
Man, that burritto really did a number on me- I was pulling a double-dragon all night
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The act of inserting two penises simultaneously into a woman's anus for sexual gratification or to cause humiliation.
Brandine was down for the double sizzler as long as we promised to give her an airtight seal when Bobby showed up.
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Abbreviated "the flubs", Double Flubble refers to a specific sex act between two men and one woman. The two men stand with their backs to each other, while the woman kneels between them and reaches through their respective legs, simultaneously giving each of them a handjob. (Kind of like a backwards Eiffel Tower)
Pro's: the guys don't have to face each other, and technically it is a threesome
Con's: makes for awkward conversation while it is taking place, and most women find it degrading
Last night, Jane got really drunk and performed a double flubble on myself and another male. I have no regrets.
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When two sisters marry two brothers, their children have the same two sets of grandparents. Unlike most people, who have a cousin that has grandparents that you've never met or care about; these cousins share both sets of grandparents. Divorce is very hard for these families, if divorce happens to one set of these parents, every family get-together is a fight between the still married couple, the wife wanting her sister present and the husband wanting his brother present, but neither one of those people wanting to be around their divorce'
Jane Smith wanted her sister Jill Smith to meet her boyfriend, so Jane and Jill decided to set up a double date. When they all met at the restaurant, they discovered that Jane's boyfriend, John Parker, was brothers with Jill’s boyfriend, Joe Parker. Jane married John and Jill married Joe. Their children were double cousins. Now Jane and John are divorced, family get-togethers SUCK!
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A way round the not-very-excited sounding "like" button on facebook.
- Susan bought the new High School Musical DVD today
- Betty: double like!!!!
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