flub

Acronym FLUB - Fat Lazy Useless Bastard. Someone who is overweight, lazy and totally incompetant.

My god Derek is a flub he would fuck up a brand new cunt the fat bastard.

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flub

To make a mistake or an error.

Dang, I flubbed on my last test...now I'm going to fail the class."

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flub

A socially accepted way to say "fuck".

what the flub are you talking about?
i flubbed her hard!

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flub

noun

A small amount of fat that imparts a cute and pleasant quality to the bearer, often a small amount of subcutaneous fat in the abdominal area

I don't like girls with a six pack; a little bit of flub is nice.

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flub

To fuck up on something

I fucking totally flubbed up this stupid thing.

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flub

verb. when fat is protruding out of your clothing in a very grotesque manner.

"I hate it when Anna Nicole's fat flubs out of her t-shirts."

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flub

the left over fat between the hip and thigh as a result of an overly used or filled uterus.

I've worked out all week but keep getting my flub caught in my zipper.

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