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A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
He's such a silly douche, but i love him!
1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.
Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
Well and truely off your nut under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs
You were well and truely douched maaan!
a person that likes giving oral service to a woman
"That douche is a odd kind of janitor."
"Hey Long- Lick Her Douche, come over I'm feeling a little dry."