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Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo November 16, 2007

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electronic towel snapping

Any kind of stereotypically male banter or sparring using the internal e-mail system and using ALLSTAFF to involve everybody, including sneaking into someone's office and using their e-mail account to send out embarrassing e-mails to the entire staff; from the habit of boys in high school locker rooms snapping towels at each others' butts. Also known as "e-snapping".

"sorry I was late," said James," It took me an extra ten minutes to clear my inbox of all the electronic towel snapping that has been going on between Lex and Tim."

by doomed one April 24, 2008

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Fry's Electronics

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.

I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

by Downvoting Victim December 21, 2005

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The Erection-Electron Theory

When electrons get excited, they jump electron energy levels (n=1 to 2, 3, 4, etc.) The only way they can come back down the energy levels is to release energy in the form of photons of light.
Likewise, when a male becomes excited (and thus has an erection), the only way to make the penis come back down energy levels is to release energy in the form of sperm.
Hence, the Erection-Electron Theory explains the correlation between scientific theory and everyday practices.

Wow! The Erection-Electron Theory explains everything that is wrong in the world!

by nykfn20 January 25, 2009

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Personal Electronic Thingy

Personal Electronic Thingy (PET) is a small computerized gadget like a PDA or palmtop computer, etc. Used for games, keeping track of appointments, or hacking into mainframes-(well only if its a zaurus) also known as a "Happy Electronic Prosthetic". Newer models of these things sometimes have cellular capability so you can chat with friends on the go.

Man, I just ordered a new Personal Electronic Thingy from Amazon and I cant wait! Im going to install Linux on it so I can totally airsnort the shit outa starbucks! Warwalking RULES!

by JonnyPhenomenon November 1, 2005

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ELECTRONIC THEATER CONTROL

A amazing lighting company that makes the best theatrical lighting available.

Those lights are so much worse than my Electronic Theater Control lights.

by Doc4science March 29, 2018


Educational Electronic Music

Educational Electronic Music (EEM) or Educational Electronica (EE) is a genre of music defined by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially electronic music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information โ€“ especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EEM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as electronic music

2. The knowledge imparted is valuable

3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals

4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future

5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EEM)

1. Educational Electronic Music really helped me to pass my final exams.

2. Why listen to lectures online when you can listen to some Educational Electronica?

by EducatorUsingMusic March 7, 2014