ETD

Estimated time of departure

-What's the ETD on the roadrip?
.About 6 0'clock

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ETD

When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.

Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.

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ETD

EAT THAT, DICK!

J- "Dude, your shirt looks nasty."

P- "Oh yeah, well your face looks like a piece of shit fried in a vat of pubic hair... ETD!"

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ETD

Dubious acronym for "Extra Thick Dick". Its use remains fairly limited, normally used in the cases of colloquial discriptions of congenital elephantitic disorders (hyperpeniplasia).

Shit! That ETD quartered her like a chicken!

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ETD

ETDis defined asEmotionally Transmitted Disease (or Diseases) refer to people who suck the light and energy from you and make you complicit in their "sins and infidelities" with their lack of integrity. It also refers to people who have stingy hearts.

Some things are better left unsaid. I don't want to know about your menage a trois, it is just going to give me ETD. Keep that shit to yourself.

ETD

Electronically transmitted diseases. Transmitted from E-sex

Ex. “Shahab might get ETDs from sexting with his egirlfriend Karen”

ETD

Estimated
Time of
Dinner

Joe: Whats the ETD Mom
Mom: WHat did you call me!
Joe: No the E-TD
Mom: Oh! 6 o'clock

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