Ese culo vota caca

"Ese culo vota caca" means "Your very pretty" In spanish:)

Friend who doesn't speak good spanish: Omg Lia ese culo vota caca!
Lia: Yeah lol!

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Tu Mama Es Gorda

translation means, "your mom is fat"
WARNING: IF YOU SAY THIS TO AN UNKNOWN MEXICAN KID, THEY'LL POSSIBLY ATTACK YOU OR ANNOY YOU (no offence)
it's also known as a joke as well, but in case people has a dead mom/a poor mom, they'd cry than attack you
but yeah.あなたのお母さんは太っている.

Y/N: "Tu Mama Es Gorda"
spanish-1: "YOU MOTHERFU-"
spanish-2: "MY! MOM! IS! NOT! FAT! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
spanish-3: "w-what? no-no that not true..." *crying intensifies*
spanish-4: "haha true"
me: "fug that sh!t tu mama gay"

que chingados es eso

What the fuck is that?! In Spanish.

Que chingados es eso, Merida?!

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wie geht es dir

It means "How are you" in German. It is generally used in informal settings and has nothing to do with the n-word.

Guy 1: "Wie geht es dir"
Guy 2: "Ich geht es gut, und dir?" (I'm doing well, and you?)

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Ghost of Ass(es) Past

one who looks like they should be blessed with a phatty but then they turn around and it looks like a crack in an eggshell

Dammnn she's fine, ohp nvm she got cursed with the Ghost of Ass(es) Past .

Quien es su padre

Spanish way of saying "Who's your daddy?"

Que es mi nombre bitch...Quien es su padre?

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eso si que es

1.thats what it is
2. SO-C-K-S

it looks thike a bird
eso si que es

are you wearing eso si que es

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