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When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
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noun.
An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".
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The sound someone makes when you ask them a question and you hear them immediately look up the answer online while you are still talking to them.
"I just asked Melissa what the capital of Assyria was, and I heard the sound of Google Fingers coming from the other end of the phone."
When you are talking to someone and in mid sentence the other person interrupts you and starts talking about something completely different.
I was talking to my brother about my bad day at work and he mister fingered me and started talking about his new car.
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The 4th finger, between the middle finger & the pinky finger. On the right hand, it's where an engagement ring is worn. On the left hand it's where the wedding ring is worn.
Supposedly there's a vein from the ring finger directly to the heart! Hence that's where engagement & wedding rings are worn.
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a female who masturbates
She's a fingerer, especially when she's on her own
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Woody fingers is a term used by players at a poker table to describe a dealer they are not happy with - they are indicating that the dealer who may be male or female is not shuffling the cards correctly - they have woody fingers and the cards are remaining un-shuffled throughout the game. It is not so much a way of cheating as more of an indication of an incompetent dealer
'The Dealer on this game is terrible, Millie has told him ten times to cut the cards different but he doesn't- he's like a robot, the guy has woody fingers for sure'
'Mickey got so fed up with that woody fingers dealer he ended up ripping the cards up and swearing at him'