cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

Guitar Flap

The process of a male shaking his exposed genitals from up and down, in which the penis begins to flap.

Jeff’s Mom: Jeffrey, stop waving your naked penis all over the place!
Jeff: it’s called the guitar flap you dumb bitch!

Falcon Flap

A gesture of greeting and mutual respect between two people. Two hinge flapped forearms mimicking the movement of a falcons wings. Done by either one by one individual facing another or two people interlocked at elbow point. 🙅

The Falcon Flap was an easy choice for Mikey and Danny as they greeted each other at the local pub.

Scrapple Flaps

Used as a pejorative term for labia. More specifically, it's best used when describing sloppy, hangy labia. Also, can be used to describe any type of hanging portion of genitalia or even anal labia. Named after the Pennsylvania "meat" product known to be a mixture of byproducts.

Nate: Hey man, that chick is hot.

Boopy: Yea she is, but I boned her once and she had some gnarly Scrapple Flaps. You'll wanna make the light off.

Cunt Flap

1. Literal term for a lip of the female vagina.

2. Vauge term denoting one holding unadmirable qualities.

"Ahh man, my Father is such a cunt flap today."

"Oh fuck off you manky cunt flap"

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beef flaps

the term 'beef flaps' is used in a derrogatory fashion to describe the female genitalia, as they tend to, (especially when a female is aroused) resemble two peices of flappy beef, between the legs of the woman.

'look at doreen's beef flaps, i bet you a tenner she hasnt shaved them in at least three weeks!'

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flap lapper

One more word for a lesbian.

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.

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