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Masturbation with a severed hand from a ice chest or freezer
There's nothing quite like a frozen tug on a hot summer day in Alabama.
Beat your meat and the heat with a frozen tug!
When you’re holding a ice cold beer and switch hands to start masterbaiting
Levi gave himself a frozen titanic.
When you shit in a condom freeze it and then use it as a dildo
John got bored one night and decided to have some fun with his frozen elmo
A girl, who don't give a fuck.
-Don't spend your time with this frozen hole. There is no point.
when a guy takes a dump, freezes it, and fucks a girl with it.
Note: See dumpling kiss
I was so horny after the 16th beer that I decided to frozen dumpling her
A quick breakfast that you can also throw across the room as a frisbee. Bad idea, please do not do that.
I had no time to toast it so I ate a Frozen Waffle for breakfast.
When a person sneaks under the blankets to latch onto their significant other to drain the warmth from them.
Nothing puts the ol' spark back into the relationship like some frozen barnacle time with the Mrs.