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the last thing you'd want in your burger king burger
The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get.
the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently
2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire
1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."
2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."
A person who has striking similarities with the character known as Jeff fungus from the monsters inc. movie, they also smell of schmegma
you’re dating schmeg fungus? Wow you must have no friends
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I smell You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Yes I think to myself what wonderful foot fungus
Oh, Yes!