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Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022


Monotheistic gain

The worship of currency and believing that is all you need in life in order to make it better

The fact that everyone has a price proves that monotheistic gain exists

by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023


Gain Face

When you lifting some heavy sh!* and you are focused. You have your gain face on!

John has his gain face on...he must be lifting heavy today

by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016


Gain Time

Using the time you used to spend commuting to make gains.

I used to spend an hour on the freeway, but now I have gain time. It's like commuting in a DeLorean!

by Dan Wrather April 8, 2021


journi Arielle Gaines

Journi Arielle Gaines : Journi is a very smart ,Brave , and loving girl .She loves her family , friends , And animals . She also loves when she is treated like a person that matters .

You know how Journi Arielle Gaines is a loving nd caring person she dates this boy that treats her like someone .

by Journiii March 15, 2024


lets gain this grain

an alternative to the inspirational quote known as lets get this bread. Grain refers to bread

Hey guys ! Rise and Grind hustlers !!!!Lets gain this grain

by justineeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 8, 2018


Locken Gaines

a very hot guy is locken gaines

man locken gaines is so hot

by CBrCB September 19, 2022