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Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"
In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.
You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?
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used to tell someone to leave you alone or to shut the fuck up
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This phrase is used when some one is really bothered by another person and wants him/her to leave him alone.
Greg-Yo wanna go play again today.
Steve-Yo y u always around me get off my meat.
Greg-Yo ma bad
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a term used by females to inform someone to not be so bothersome/ to say "get off my back" or a male version "get off my joc"
greg: WHY U AIN'T CALL? WHERE U BEEN? HOW COME U AIN'T TEXT ME BAC? HUH!!!
rika: wat tha fuk dude! GET OFF MY CLIT!!
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U are getting on my last nerve, would u please get out of my face?
sack annoying nerves
Mother: Did u take the trash out? I told u to take out the trash, do the dishes, make ur bed, clean ur room, etc.
Jack: O my god!!! I said i wud do it, get off my sack.
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Used when somebody is annoying you, such as when yorur friend says "OMG DO YEW WATCH 'LOST' LOL!?!?" and you obviously don't.
Then would be a good time to scream "GET OFF MY PHONE".
(NOTE: taken from Glenn Beck's radio talk show. immediately proceeding this amazing exclamation, he let out a yelp comparable to someone twisting his nipples and, say, waterboarding him.)
Friend: "OMGOD LYK I TXTD YU LYK 4TEEN MILLION TIMEZ WHER R U!?!?"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."
Your mother: "Johnny, this is the last time I'm going to tell you to-"
You: "GET OFF MY PHONE."
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when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.
Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.
RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?
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