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the most fucking useful thing ever
i used Google to go to urbandictionary.com
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Instead of saying "haha" or "lmao," you say Google.
It's when something is funny.
Sam: I just shat my pants.
Margaux: GOOGLE
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the purest thing next to microsoft and sony
google, the expert of interneting and purest in heart to do what we ask
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GOOGLE is shit and is bent on only dominating the fucking world. They track everything you post write and email to anyone. Google should fuck off before doing anything further. IF ANY GOOGLE PERSON SEES THIS I WANT YOU TO TELL YOUR COMPANY TO FUCK OFF AT ALL FUCKING COSTS!
Guy 1: Hey dude wanna use google for info
Guy 2: No fucking way google can suck a dick for all any normal person should think.
Guy 1: Oh well why?
Guy 2: Check the internet they can explain you.
Retarded Guy: Hey whats up here google talk like how good they are!
Guy 2: Dude please fuck off.
Retard Guy: Shit I'm going to listen to Justin Bieber
Guy 1 and 2: Man that guy is a fucking retard and a fucking asshole.
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verb.
1) To search for a term or terms using the Google search engine.
noun.
2) (search engine) A search engine that currently searches through 8,058,044,651 web pages. Known for generating a few millions of relevant results within a fraction of a second.
3) (company) IT's equivalent to Charlie's chocolate factory.
1) - "What does dissociated vertical deviation means?" -"Don't know, let me google it"
2) The google search engine is the most popular search engine as of this moment, and also the default search engine on Firefox and Chrome browser.
3) Once you try android, google search and gmail, competition's symbian OS, yahoo search and hotmail don't look that appealing any more. Much like an ordinary chocolate compared to one from Charlie's factory.
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It was Myspace and others and then it became Facebook. We moved our photos and shit. I already feel it is enough. How about just freaking staying on Facebook now!
I don't wanna become friends with people who already became my friends twice. Just ignore Google+
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the 20th century fourtune teller, the god of the internet.
people usually turn to google for awnsers about everyday life. got a question? need an awnser? search google.
i wonder how you say popsicle in german, ill search google!
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