grass ceiling

The barrier to further promotion in a business defined by a person's inability to play golf.

because i'm rubbish at golf, i've reached the grass ceiling and so will never make it to assistant manager

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parking on the grass

When you're so stoned, you forget to pass the bong.

Hey dude, you've been holding that for 10 minutes - quit parking on the grass!!!

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grass mask

A device used to smoke marijuana, usualluy fashioned out of a steam roller bong and a hose connecting it to a piece that covers your nose and mouth. A grass mask will completely fill your lungs through your nose as well as your mouth

"That grass mask kicked my ass last night."

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Grass Grippers

Feet, particularly the toes that grip the grass. For an outdoor lad. Or lass.

“Yo did you see he Mark he had no shoes on!”

“Yeah, he was only rockin the grass grippers my guy”

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Grass Orgy

Used on many college campus'. When multiple people lie down and put their heads in someone else's laps or on their stomach. Often quite awkward when someone laughs.

"Dude start the grass orgy."

"Only if there's a cute girl."

canyon grass

Hair that grows in between the butt cheeks.

When the stripper bent over all I saw was canyon grass and a G-string!

Grass Man

An ultimate life form that hunts down human in order to “cut them back”, because the humans cut too much grass so it is time for grass to cut back.

I’m the grass man. I come out, I tract down humans, and cut them back!