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When you have to shit extremely bad when your water is cut off. You put a grocery bag over your toilet, and then get a few more. If you don't want to touch the water that the bag was in, that's where the extra bags come in. After you are through throw that shit out side somewhere.
Damn. It's 6 in the mornin and my daddy don't got his water on, so I improvised a an efficient shit. The grocery bag shit
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a security gaurd . usually found at malls , grocery stores.
Look at that grocery-store-bouncer , I bet he got his badge from the mickey mouse school of public safety.
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Any car with an engine under a 2.0L.
My parents got me a grocery getter as my first car.
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trash some groceries - eating or using a large amount of food
Rich is willing go back to the store to restock if we trash some groceries after the game.
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A term used by Yung Gravy in the song Ms.Gravystone.
He is grocery store flexing as in he is picking up girls while shopping.
“yung gravy was grocery store flexing then I saw Betty in the vegetable section”
-yung gravy
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Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.
Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.
Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.
Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.
Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!
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Eating the booty like groceries is when one person licks another person asshole as if they were eating a meal out of the anal cavity using only the tongue.
Jane told her friends "John was eating the booty like groceries."
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